Show Me How To Lie?: Archive

my fucking e-mail was hacked. this is fucking...

Feb 1st

i hate colds!

Jan 31st

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The 9 Ways Guys Pee

bradley23:

Jan 30th

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THANKS GUYS - I'll answer these later :D

xpurpleteardrops: all the time

Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 29th

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good night all you out there reading this :D

Jan 28th

Prom?

so guys im going to prom this year because ill have a job with money so i can… im also prolly gonna take my freshmen friend cuz shes that cool :3

Jan 28th

reblog if you want Messages (1)

oh .. this is amazingg, i reblogged & i got 460 messages . weird, i only got 18 67 FUCK YEAH omg i love this! it gave me 13 messages :DDDDDD wooah?? this shits legit… i got 26:D what the shit?! this is awesome! You are all shitting me. LOOK YOU GUISESSSSS, IT WOOOOOOORKS. HEHE. :)) Try. :)))) is this real? seriously? HOLY SHIT IT WORKS Imma try. :) ‘ ill be pissed if this...

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox

fakinghappy: A stupid question A compliment TMI A story A poem About you What you think about me Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me personal opinion of me please!!?? :) yeah?

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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YOU!

KNOW YOU LOVE ME! I KNOW YOU CARE! JUST SHOUT WHEN EVER AND ILL BE THERE!

Jan 24th

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If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.

hoorayforangel: Reblog to see hidden message

Jan 23rd

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Jan 23rd

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...

Jan 22nd

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Shovel

sovari: Hypothetical situation: If i told you he was dead.. and gave you a shovel you would; A. Hit me with it B. Help me dig a hole 3. Drop it and run screaming

Jan 22nd